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4:10 pm on October 16, 2014 :: #prompts

Arrow prompts – take 2

I found some more and just decided to post them all together…. so… ya.

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4:10 pm on October 16, 2014 :: #prompts

swordof-truth:

You don’t have to tell me you can’t cook, I’m well aware. This is me refusing to argue with your logic for once. So go ahead and eat your bland microwavable foods, it’s better than dying from food poisoning. It has gotten shorter, I incorporate more sweets into my life these days.

Well it’ll be a long time before I go “cray” and eat McDonalds with you, but I’ll keep that in mind for future reference.

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I appreciate you attempting to eat it even though I know you knew it’d be a disaster and I appreciate your chef making me crepes at such a late hour. They were splendiferous… and now I want crepes…. Mmmmmmhm. Well that’s good to hear! What’s your favorite so far?

(Source: theimportanceofbeingaurora)

swordof-truth:

That doesn’t make any sense scientifically but I’ll allow you to believe that. Ew, those things taste awful. No one told you to eat microwavable meals, so don’t blame me. There are other options, you’re just incredibly lazy. Oh! Well, it’s on the list of things I tend to stay away from. But I’m sure you’re shaking your head and rolling my eyes at that and the mention of my list, so I’ll leave that be.

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Now, now Muffin. I wasn’t blaming you. I just can’t cook nor can I go to the dining hall every night so I’m kinda stuck. But yeah, that may have a bit to do with it. Not gonna do my hair when I’m only gonna go out for ten minutes to grab a bite and come back home and I’m not gonna go out looking nasty so… ya know. Yeah… Yeah, your list needs to get a bit shorter. Just a smidge.

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It’s okay to be cray every once in a while and eat a burger and some onion rings.

(Source: theimportanceofbeingaurora)

swordof-truth:

Well, there’s both a country and a child that require your attention so longevity and good health seem somewhat important? But by all means drown yourself in grease, I’ll…just outlive you. …What?

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I’m a stubborn jackass so I’ll outlive everyone here. That’s how it works. BUT COME ON. I’ve been eating weight watchers microwave meals for the past month. I needed some crispy, salty goodness. I just… can’t believe you’ve never at least eaten a few bites of McDonalds is all!

(Source: theimportanceofbeingaurora)

swordof-truth:

Not to be that person, but you do realize fatty greasy foods often lead to untimely deaths…right?

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I’ve never had McDonalds fries but based off the way they look and smell, I highly doubt they’re that good.

If I can’t enjoy junk every once in a while what’s the point in living to an old age? Wait…. Excuse me?!

(Source: theimportanceofbeingaurora)

It has been far to long since I’ve indulged in fast food. These McDonalds fries are so GOOD

8:54 pm on October 12, 2014 :: 8 notes

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